karaoke addicted

last monday my friend, Ha ajak maen futsal...skali ngan Ayu, Lily, Shaza, Chimei, Che Nab and other girls yang tidak brape nak kenal...venue tak berapa pasti...punye la semangat nak pegi maen futsal sebab da nak termuntah buat drawing section berhari2...end the end tak jadi sebab tak cukup orang and court mahal...hmm...then tibe2 Ha ajak gi karoke kat quality Hotel...skali ngan Lily and Chimei...mule2 tu sumpah rase segan nak ikot sebab diorang tu sume senior time kat uitm perak dulu...(time aku part 1, Lily part 2, Chimei part 3 and Ha part 4)...tapi aku join jugak sebab da nak naek gile duduk menjeruk je dalam bilik kat rumah sewa kat Shah Alam ni...

memang ni tempat best gile nak karok sebab murah...lagu2 pon sume updated je...time aku gi tu ladies night so murah sket...rm11 je sorang untuk 2 jam...pakej skali ngan air & snack & fruits...dari segan2 tadi tros jadi tak malu...mule2 takot2 sebab aku junior...Lily sakat aku kate " hah..junior...bogel skang..hehe..." tapi die gurau je la...memang nyanyi macam sakan haritu...sampai sakit tekak...

lepas je hari tu...aku rase cam hari2 nak gi melalak kat tempat tu...mengenangkan nak saving maut sebab submission bakal menjelma...ku tahan nafsu berkaroke tuh...huhu...

i read & i learn

I want to share an information that I get from this one book ‘ The Hook Up Handbook : A Single Girl’s Guide to Living It Up’ written by Andrea Lavinthal & Jessica Rozler…

This book includes essential tips such as how to recognize the players (Mr December, the older man; Oops I Did it Again, the ex-boyfriend); dealing with the next morning (The Walk of Shame Rears its Uncombed Head); hook up lingo (Beer Google – drunkenly typing his name into the internet) and sage advice: WHEN SOME STUPID BOY LEAVES YOU, REMEMBER THAT ONE DAY HE’LL BE SPORTING A COMB – OVER & NOSE HAIR.

Not all the tips I can able to be applied in my real life as a muslim (well this book is written by Europe people….western style…and it about HOOK UP…what do you aspect…hehe…) but some are useful to…from all the contents I want to highlight at this one subtopic...

PART 2 TYPECASTING à The Players in the Game

So the players in the game called: THE CHEATER ( the guy with a girlfriend )

The Scenario : when you 1^st meet him, he seems too good to be true---laid-back, super confident, and genuinely interested in what you have to say. And after hooking up with him a few times, you start to think the unthinkable---he’d make the perfect boyfriend. Unfortunately, he neglects to mention that he is the perfect boyfriend---someone else’s.

When he does get around to letting you know that he’s “kind of seeing someone,” you flip out and demand to know why he didn’t tell you right off the bat. His response: “well, it’s not like you asked or anything.” But what’s worse than his lack of guilt is your lack of guilt. You know that it completely violates girl code to hook up with someone else’s boyfriend, but through his web of lies, half-truths, and fabrications, you manage to rationalize your appalling behavior by believing him when he says that he and “girl X” have advanced to the final stages of relationship decay: the “we’ve agreed to see other people” phase. [ me: 100% agreed with this scenario definition because I’d experience this…so I’m the victim??...damn!!! ]

IDENTIFYING FEATURES OF THE CHEATER HOOK UP

1. Denial isn’t a river in Egypt: in the case of the cheater hook up, it’s your new frame of mind while you know very well that there’s definitely someone else in his life, you make a very conscious decision to pretend that she doesn’t exist. You don’t think about it; you just cup your hands over your ears and shout, “la, la, la!” whenever you hear her name.

2. Karma kickback: it’s not your fault if you hook up with a guy who went to painstaking lengths to hide the fact that he has a girlfriend (what are you supposed to do---submit everyone you meet to a polygraph test?). but if you keep coming back for more even after he’s come clean about his romantic status, watch out. Pardon the used of s cliché’, but what goes around really does come around.

3. Jury of your peers: at 1^st your friends try to break it to you gently. “umm,I’m pretty sure you’re not the only person he’s hooking up with.” But when you completely ignore their warnings and go back for 2^nd ---and 3^rd –with him, they decide to put little more bluntly: “please stop being a ho-bag before someone gets hurt.”

4. The not-so-ex-girlfriend: he insists she’s finally out of the picture, but it’s more like she’s out of town. When his girlfriend (or ex-girlfriend, or whatever he calls her) finds out that you’re making nice with him while she not around, you’d better get ready for some Springer-esque hysterics. Remember: even though it takes 2 to tango, at the end of the day he’s her beloved boyfriend and you’re just the trash who be messin’ with her man.

THE BULLSHIT DECODER [ me: I like this part… ]

What he says: I don’t have time for a relationship right now

What he means: I have a girlfriend & I’m hooking up with someone else. I don’t know how long I can keep this up before I get caught.

What he says: well I was dating someone, but we’ve decided that we should start seeing other people.

What he means: I’ve decided that I need to see some other boobies.

What he says: we were doing the long-distance thing, but it wasn’t working out

What he means: my girlfriend went to visit her parents for the weekend.

What he says: she means nothing to me [me: ‘hati kering’?? Does this ring a bell??]

What he means: neither do you [me: duh…I knew it from the start…I got serve..huhu]

What he says: but she would be crushed if I broke up with her right now

What he means: why would I ever end it with someone who puts up with all of my bullshit?

What he says: I want to spend time with you, but things are so crazy right now.

What he means: isn’t it crazy that polygamy isn’t more universally accepted?

How It Ends: the cheater hook up could end in one of two ways

1. He decides he loves the girlfriend he has been cheating on and somehow manages to blame you for almost breaking them up [ me: I like this ...action feedback…copying from Facebook ]

2. She wages a war against you that makes the conflict [ me: ‘silent war’…stop following my blog and block me from her Facebook…don’t think that I don’t know]

[ me: unfortunately, I taste both of them…I’m so ‘lucky’]

and here are the other typecasting: players in the game

The are-you-my-boyfriend?: the non-relationship relationship

The metroman: the tragically hip urban metrosexual

Drink till he’s cute: the fall-down-drunk hook up

Mr.december: the older man

Pass the sippy cup: the younger guy

The best bud tryst: when platonic turns erotic

Oops, I did it again: the ex-boyfriend

Putting in overtime: coworker canoodling

Girls gone wild: the spring break fling

The joey buttafuoco: the guy who drives you crazy

The himbo: the boy toy hook up

I thought we had something special: the boy who wants more

The snuffleupagus: the hook up you deny but everyone else knows really exists

ape ade dalam air COCA-COLA

tengah aku dok syok2 cari info & gambar2 untuk cari idea nak tambah element2 yang patut kat design medical centre aku ni...terjumpe 1 fakta yang sangat menarik...meh kite kongsi bersama

Would you like a glass of water or Coca-Cola?

1. In many states in the USA, the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coca-Cola in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coca-Cola and it will be gone in two days.
3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coca-Cola removes stains from vitreous china.
4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, Remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle.The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION:

1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its PH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days.
2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate), the commercial trucks must use the "Hazardous Material" place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.
3. The distributors of Coca-Cola have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years! Now the question is, would you like a glass of water or Coca-Cola?

berbahasa kasar v/s mencarut

ape yang dimaksudkan dengan berbahasa kasar dan mencarut??

kamus dewan [ cetakan pertama (edisi baru) 1992 ] menghuraikan maksud

kasar ialah tidak tertib ( sopan santun, beradab), tidak lemah lembut~menjawab dengan suara yang menengking...

carut ialah perkataan yang keji dan kotor~mencarut ialah mengeluarkan perkataan yang keji2 dan kotor...

so...bile mase nak gune?? adakah patut berbahasa kasar dan mencarut?? tempat or situasi yang sesuai??...

jawapannye terletak pada diri masing2...

adakah elok jika berbahasa kasar selalu??...adakah elok mencarut selalu??

pada pendapat aku...berbahasa kasar kadang2 perlu mengikut situasi la...kalo selalu berbahasa kasar orang akan cop kita kerek...kasar...brutal...

mencarut pulak?? tepuk dada tanye selera...sebab aku sendiri tersangatlah jarang mengeluarkan kata2 kesat terutamanya kat orang laen...mencarut dalam hati tu adelah jugak tapi nak luahkan melalui mulut tu payah la sket...

kadang2 kalo nak marah sangat kat orang yang buat aku sakit hati...teringin jugak nak memaki hamun kat diorang cakap camni

" ko boleh pegi mampos!!!...pegi mati!!!..."

" perangai cam setan!!!...blah la lu m*****f****r!!!!"

" woi cilake...ko ingat ko bagos sangat la..."

itu antara mencarut versi aku yang aku teringin sangat nak luahkan kepada manusia2 yang bakal menyusahkan hidup aku...contoh berbahasa kasar tapi sinis menusuk jantung...

" weh...rabun ke buta??...mate letak kat bontot ke??"

" memang cikgu kat sekolah ko dulu ajar macam tu kan..."

apapun bahasa yang digunakan...ingatlah...bahasa melambangkan bangsa...bahasa melambangkan kite...bahasa mencerminkan diri sendiri...buruk kita dalam berbahasa...maka buruk lah pandangan orang terhadap kita...cantik kite mengayakan bahasa...maka elok pandangan orang terhadap kite...renung2kan dan selamat menggunakan bahasa yang elok

mandi manda bersama SMF di Desa Waterpark

pada 25 october 2009...ahad...SMF FSPU ( sekretariat mahasiswa fakulti ...fakulti senibina, perancangan dan ukur ) telah mengadakan hari keluarga bertempat di Desa Waterpark...( cewah ayat skema macam nak wat laporan kat dekan pulak...)

cuma 20 orang seki yang hadir daripada lebih kurang 35 orang semuanya...yang laen tak hadir sebab ade hal masing2...( sedih sebab AP ngan Syahrul tak dapat hadir bersama ....kalo tak mesti lagi meriah...)

so inilah tatapan kegembiraan kami di sana...

pintu masuk Desa Waterpark


antara seki2 yang hadir...dari kiri...Sobri, Sally, Surimin, Firda, Ninie, Airil, abg Hisham (MPP FSPU) dan Ika..

masing2 excited naek pelampung...

Airil menjadi tour guide aku dan menjaga aku sepanjang hari sebab die tau aku takut air & tak reti berenang...thanks Airil...

sume posing sakan even time ni matahari atas kepala...

sangat gembira...

lepas berangkat pulang dari Desa Waterpark kol 4 petang...kami 2 buah kereta pergi makan di Pak Li Kopitiam seksyen 16...pastu tibe2 aku rase nak gi karoke lagi...cucuk2 diorang (esp Zaman yang kaki karoke) then diorang pon join skali...mule2 nak nyanyi 1 lagu je sorang pastu melarat2...pas tambah 2 pi tambah lagi 2 lagu...nyanyi sampai pengsan...pas tamat sesi karoke...si Anne ni plak tibe2 nak maen game kat arcade...nak maen lumbe kete daytona je katenye...last2 kitorang beramai2 pon memeriahkan arcade tu...

balik je rumah aku teros pengsan...tito tak bangun2...esok paginye sakit seluruh badan...huhu...penat tapi best sangat...yeah... now looking foward this disember...3 disember 2009...kali ini SMF FSPU akan terbang ke Sabah...yeehaa...

kembali NORMAL

setelah hampir seminggu berhempas pulas...tak pernah2 dalam hidup aku menyiapkan working drawing medical centre...project 1 sem...design 3 bulan tapi wat working drawing 10 HARI!!!!...memang gile...kalo keje kat GDP pon wat working drawing berbulan-bulan...siap tukar macam2...aku nye project medical centre wat 10 hari je!!! syabas....dengan spec berterabur...spec ditiru di sana sini...hari2 aku cuma ade AutoCAAD...makan depan PC ngan AutoCAAD...tito seblah PC ngan AutoCAAd terbukak...PC tak tutup berhari-hari...mandi sambil pikir construction sebenar...dalam kepala otak cuma ade soklan2 berikut

" camne nak wat construction steel truss kat roof aku ni ea??..."

" spec ape nak pakai...kalo floor finish pakai marble sume kang memang bangkrap la..."

" kalo partition wall tu nak pakai gypsum ke vista board??"

" sanitary diagrammatic??...mainhole??...water supply??...electrical pon nak letak ke??fire requirement?? aduss...memang la tak susah pon sebab semua lebih kurang same tapi malas nye nak pikir........."

" agak2 aku lukis detail2 ni macam nak gile (esp spider bracket yang aku wat sendiri...) time plot nanti nampak tak?? kalo stakat nampak hitam aje cam window kat dalam plan tu baek tak payah..."

" bile la nak abes wat working drawing ni...aku letih..."

baru sem ni aku tau bertapa seksanye nak wat working drawing sebab selama 4 tahun yang lalu aku tak pernah wat working drawing tahap detail gile...kire kalo aku submit drawing ni kat contractor da boleh construct tros...tunggu mintak cop dari majlis je...

sem ni jugak la yang mengajar aku macam2...first time dapat wat project agak besar...kena wat a community health facility...kalo kat alam pekerjaan sebenar jarang sangat orang dapat wat project ni sebab susah...melainkan memang architect tu ade speciality dalam bidang ni...first time dalam hidup ngadap subject design je hari2 ( sebab memang aku repeat subject ni je untuk 1 sem...huhu...) maka aku tersangat la paham ape yang aku nak dalam design ni...first time wat working drawing cam nak construct betol2 project ni...belajar sendiri...baru paham ape simbol2 yang banyak2 dalam working drawing sebenar...( itupon belajar sendiri ngan belajar dari member yang da keje...bukan dari lecturer...)

huh~~setelah macam orang sparuh normal seminggu yang lepas..lepas je anta drawing tadi...aku ngan Anne tros gi melepaskan tension...kitorang pegi karoke ( tempat biase nak lepas tension ) kitorang nyanyi 5 lagu je sorang sebab tengah takde duit..baru pas plot...hehe...antara lagu pilihan aku hari ini...

--> taman rashidah utama - Wings ( lagu wajib aku kalo gi karoke..Anne tension gile ngan lagu ni sebab muzik je panjang...part nyanyi sikit je...)

--> isabella - Search ( sumpah aku rase distracting abes ngan video klip murahan lagu ni...makne lagu ngan video klip tak kena langsung!!...motif gi dating atas roof top...atas roof tiles..atas rumah sape ntah...bermanja-manjaan kat situ...part isabella nak blah dari rumah lagi la kelakar...construction building mane ntah die wat shooting...kantoi building kosong kot...paling aku tak leh trime part hero ngan heroin dalam video klip ni konon2 tengah serabut otak pastu duduk dalam kelambu halang nyamok tu sambil wat aksi2 nak melepaskan diri MOTIF!!!!!)

--> heartbreaker - Mariah Carey ( ni aku tersalah tekan ok...aku nak tekan button 'back' tertekan 'enter' pastu tak reti nyanyi...last2 Anne yang tolong nyanyikan untuk aku )

--> teratai layu di tasik madu - Fauziah Latif ( tibe2 aku dok cari lagu ternampak lagu ni...ape lagi..layan je la...)

--> teringin - Syima ( da lame gile nak nyanyi lagu ni...maka melalak la puas2 untuk lagu yang terakhir ni...)

kenapa lagu aku nyanyi kali ni sume lagu melayu lama?...hehe...sebab aku da lame tak dengar lagu melayu since wat design...rindu nak nyanyi lagu2 lame...lirik lagu lame lebih menyentuh hati compare too lagu2 sekarang...

looking foward this sunday...pegi Desa Water Park...hari keluarga SMF ( Sekretariat Mahasiswa Fakulti ) masuk adelah percuma!! ( dibayar oleh fakulti...hehe..) memang aku da lame nak gi bermandi-manda...last berpicnic pon awal sem ni kat Port Dickson...ngan budak2 SMF jugak...( tersangat untung join persatuan ni even kena korban mase & tenaga lebih sket dari student laen...kami bekerja secara sukarela untuk fakulti..tanpa gaji...tapi akan mendapat habuan bile da berjaya menjalankan sesuatu event tu...)

hmm...check2 facebook ngan blog skang sume orang tengah gembira bercerita dan bergambar dengan gembira bersama-sama jubah konvo...sebak jugak hati ni...sepatutnye aku juga berada bersama-sama mereka meraikan kegembiraan itu...tapi nak wat camne kan...da memang da di takdirkan oleh Allah bahwasanya aku perlu belajar 1 sem lagi untuk memantapkan diri sebelum keluar bekerja dan layak menjawat jawatan assistant architect atau design architect atau project architect atau...atau...atau...menjadi architect in the future...sape tau kan ( amin....)

random mandom--> taken from tagged dari arif

1. tinggi ninie tak pernah berubah since form 3 iaitu 153 cm...sebab tu orang selalu ingat ninie still budak skolah menengah sampai skang...hehe

2. sangat takot dengan kilat & petir berbanding hantu sebab time kecik2 ninie hampir disambar kilat & petir sebab pegang cangkul besi kat laman rumah nenek...ketakutan paling ultimate dirasai time pakai braices dolu2...huhuhu

3. sangat suke membaca...esp buku2 motivasi terutamanya buku2 motivasi hasil penulisan Dr Hm Tuah Iskandar...dalam usaha mengumpul semua buku2 beliau...skang da ade 6 buah...

4. ninie memang asalnya budak kampung sebab ninie dilahirkan di atas katil di rumah nenek kat Pekan, Pahang...disambut oleh mak bidan bernama bidan Mariam...

5. bercita2 hendak membuka butik pakaian jenama sendiri in the future lah...sebab tu abah selalu cakap " awak ni salah amek course "

6. sudah 1 tahun 4 bulan memegang title 'single & unbelievable'...belom ade penganti sebab single is wild & free...yeehaa...kepada sape2 nak mencuba nasib dipersilakan dengan segala hormatnya...lulus ke tak lulus belakang cite...

7. masih membeli & memakai brand baju 'Walt Disney' dan baby-T yang ade gambar character cartoon besar2 even umor da 22 tahun...

8. suka bepersatuan...bakal menceburkan diri dalam bidang politik suatu hari nanti...

9. outdoor person...suka aktiviti lasak...da lame tak pegi wall climbing...nak gi cycling...camping...bersukan...paling teringin nak wat bugee jumping...weehoo...( nak try naek g-force X kat sunway extreme park pon cam layan gak..hehe...)

10. sangat merindui UiTM Perak...even tempat tu dulu macam tempat jin bertendang...nak dapatkan hiburan & keseronokkan cukup payah...tapi dari segi pembelajaran sangat lah tenang & best!!

11. I'm a family girl...maaf sekiranya ninie lambat angkat call or lambat reply sms...sebab bile ninie berada di rumah, ninie nak spend time ngan family...quality time needed...

12. same cam arif...ninie tak suke orang yang tak punctual sebab ninie sendiri orang yang menepati masa ( kecuali memang ade emergency time tu )

13. sedang memperbaiki diri dalam hal2 emosi sebab dolu2 time skolah ninie pernah dibenci & dipulau 1 kelas oleh budak2 pompuan sebab ngamok sakan...ninie da wat carta organisasi untuk kelas sorang2 pastu diorang kate buruk...siap cabut carta organisasi tu...alhamdulillah skang kalo ninie marah pon ninie diam je...pastu nangis sorang2 ( macam saiko )

14. teringin sangat nak gi travel around the world ngan bestfren forever ninie...saudari Akma...

15. lebih suke mendiamkan diri dalam bab2 bergaduh mulut or perang poster ( cam yang berlaku dalam rumah sewa ninie tu ) sebab kadang2 bile balas balik rase macam orang bodoh melayan orang bodoh yang cari gaduh...tapi kadang2 balas jugak kalo da tahap melampau...

16. ninie seorang yang peramah... suke berkawan & ninie ade ramai kawan di merata tempat...

17. sejak belajar kat UiTM Shah Alam ninie da pandai ponteng kelas tanpa rase bersalah...kat UiTM Perak dulu punye la baek nak mampos...

18. anak pertama dalam family tapi kedua paling manja selepas adik yang last...hehe...

19. sedang mencari...kalo boleh secara fizikalnya lagi tinggi dari ninie...athletic figure...kulit sawo matang...memiliki sepasang mata yang bulat...dalaman nye pulak....memahami ninie seadanya...( mencari teman hidup bukan jejaka semasa )

20. ninie kadang2 lebih suke berdiam diri dari bercakap tapi orang selalu ingat ninie tengah emo...ninie takde idea nak berbual or memang takde mood sangat2 time tu