masih dalam mood hari raya qurban....macam2 perkara berlaku dalam hidup aku since balik kampung dan lambakan cerita menginsafkan diri dalam tv...
setiap kali balik kampung...ade saje latest updated pasal cerita sedara-mara...semuanya cerita masalah rumah tangga...cerita kehidupan...dan cerita drama2 di tv...lebih kurang sama...masalah semasa..mengenai alam perkahwinan dan kehidupan yang bakal di tempuh oleh semua orang...
semua perkara2 tu menimbulkan beribu2 persoalan didalam kepala aku...
persoalan :
--> mampu kah aku menjadi anak yang bertanggungjawab menjaga ibu bapa ku kelak??
--> mampukah aku menjadi isteri yang baik??
--> mampukah aku menjadi ibu yang bertanggungjawab dan memelihara anak2 ku dengan elok?
--> adakah bakal suami aku akan menjaga aku dengan baik??
--> adakah bakal suami aku akan menjadi bapa yang bertanggungjawab??
--> mampukah aku membina keluarga yang bahagia??
--> mampukah aku mendidik anak2 ku seperti ibu bapaku mendidik aku??
--> mampukah aku memberikan kasih sayang sama rata kepada anak2 ku??
-->adakah anak2 ku akan menjadi manusia berguna kelak??
sebenarnya banyak lagi persoalan berlegar2 di minda...semuanya berkaitan dengan institusi kekeluargaan...hmm...
dan secara tiba2...naluri...jiwa dan perasaan aku menjadi begitu sensitif sekarang...baca novel cinta tiba2 boleh mengalirkan air mata...tengok drama kat tv aku boleh menangis teresak-esak...satu perkara yang sangat pelik berlaku kepada aku sebab aku bukan seorang perempuan yang mudah menumpahkan air mata...sape2 yang kenal aku selama ni pon susah nak tengok aku menangis...transformasi yan sangat pelik telah berlaku...
hmm...semua manusia perlukan perubahan...munkin ini salah satu fasa yang telah berubah kepada insan bernama ninie...
anda lapar??...tapi tak cukup budget nak makan sedap2 kat luar??...anda cuma ade megi sahaja dalam stok makanan anda??...jangan bimbang...di sini ninie mahu memperkenalkan resepi yang sangat ringkas dan mengenyangkan perut anda...
memperkenalkan resepi hari ini...MURTABAK MEE SEGERA (kalo kat skolah aku dulu glemer gile makanan ni..kitorang panggil murtabak megi)
1. bahan2 adalah seperti berikut...
2 bungkus mee segera berperisa kari...(nak pakai perisa lain pon boleh...ikut selera masing2)...
1/2 mangkuk mixs vegetable...
2 biji telur
1 ulas bawang besar
sedikit minyak untuk menggoreng
2. didihkan mee segera bersama2 mixs vegetable
3. selepas mendidih...toskan air dan ambil mee segera bersama2 mixs vegetable tadi...masukkan perencah kari...bawang yang telah dipotong dan dua biji telur ke dalam bekas dan gaul sehingga sebati...
4. seterusnya..goreng campuran tadi ke dalam kuali yang telah dipanaskan...bentukkan bahan2 tadi menjadi bentuk bulatan dalam kuantiti yang sedikit...(atau anda boleh goreng dalam ring seperti dalam gambarajah di atas...ring tempat orang goreng telur untuk wat benjo tu..)
5. goreng hingga masak...dan boleh dihidangkan
6. kalo rase2 nak telur lebih... boleh tambah telur..segala bahan2 adalah flexsibel mengikut kehendak masing2...
so jadi lah murtabak mee segera...mudah...ringkas dan sedap dimakan..hehe...selamat mencuba...
last monday my friend, Ha ajak maen futsal...skali ngan Ayu, Lily, Shaza, Chimei, Che Nab and other girls yang tidak brape nak kenal...venue tak berapa pasti...punye la semangat nak pegi maen futsal sebab da nak termuntah buat drawing section berhari2...end the end tak jadi sebab tak cukup orang and court mahal...hmm...then tibe2 Ha ajak gi karoke kat quality Hotel...skali ngan Lily and Chimei...mule2 tu sumpah rase segan nak ikot sebab diorang tu sume senior time kat uitm perak dulu...(time aku part 1, Lily part 2, Chimei part 3 and Ha part 4)...tapi aku join jugak sebab da nak naek gile duduk menjeruk je dalam bilik kat rumah sewa kat Shah Alam ni...
memang ni tempat best gile nak karok sebab murah...lagu2 pon sume updated je...time aku gi tu ladies night so murah sket...rm11 je sorang untuk 2 jam...pakej skali ngan air & snack & fruits...dari segan2 tadi tros jadi tak malu...mule2 takot2 sebab aku junior...Lily sakat aku kate " hah..junior...bogel skang..hehe..." tapi die gurau je la...memang nyanyi macam sakan haritu...sampai sakit tekak...
lepas je hari tu...aku rase cam hari2 nak gi melalak kat tempat tu...mengenangkan nak saving maut sebab submission bakal menjelma...ku tahan nafsu berkaroke tuh...huhu...
I want to share an information that I get from this one book ‘ The Hook Up Handbook : A Single Girl’s Guide to Living It Up’ written by Andrea Lavinthal & Jessica Rozler…
This book includes essential tips such as how to recognize the players (Mr December, the older man; Oops I Did it Again, the ex-boyfriend); dealing with the next morning (The Walk of Shame Rears its Uncombed Head); hook up lingo (Beer Google – drunkenly typing his name into the internet) and sage advice: WHEN SOME STUPID BOY LEAVES YOU, REMEMBER THAT ONE DAY HE’LL BE SPORTING A COMB – OVER & NOSE HAIR.
Not all the tips I can able to be applied in my real life as a muslim (well this book is written by Europe people….western style…and it about HOOK UP…what do you aspect…hehe…) but some are useful to…from all the contents I want to highlight at this one subtopic...
PART 2 TYPECASTING à The Players in the Game
So the players in the game called: THE CHEATER ( the guy with a girlfriend )
The Scenario: when you 1st meet him, he seems too good to be true---laid-back, super confident, and genuinely interested in what you have to say. And after hooking up with him a few times, you start to think the unthinkable---he’d make the perfect boyfriend. Unfortunately, he neglects to mention that he is the perfect boyfriend---someone else’s.
When he does get around to letting you know that he’s “kind of seeing someone,” you flip out and demand to know why he didn’t tell you right off the bat. His response: “well, it’s not like you asked or anything.” But what’s worse than his lack of guilt is your lack of guilt. You know that it completely violates girl code to hook up with someone else’s boyfriend, but through his web of lies, half-truths, and fabrications, you manage to rationalize your appalling behavior by believing him when he says that he and “girl X” have advanced to the final stages of relationship decay: the “we’ve agreed to see other people” phase.[ me: 100% agreed with this scenario definition because I’d experience this…so I’m the victim??...damn!!! ]
IDENTIFYING FEATURES OF THE CHEATER HOOK UP
1.Denial isn’t a river in Egypt: in the case of the cheater hook up, it’s your new frame of mind while you know very well that there’s definitely someone else in his life, you make a very conscious decision to pretend that she doesn’t exist. You don’t think about it; you just cup your hands over your ears and shout, “la, la, la!” whenever you hear her name.
2.Karma kickback: it’s not your fault if you hook up with a guy who went to painstaking lengths to hide the fact that he has a girlfriend (what are you supposed to do---submit everyone you meet to a polygraph test?). but if you keep coming back for more even after he’s come clean about his romantic status, watch out. Pardon the used of s cliché’, but what goes around really does come around.
3.Jury of your peers: at 1st your friends try to break it to you gently. “umm,I’m pretty sure you’re not the only person he’s hooking up with.” But when you completely ignore their warnings and go back for 2nd ---and 3rd –with him, they decide to put little more bluntly: “please stop being a ho-bag before someone gets hurt.”
4.The not-so-ex-girlfriend: he insists she’s finally out of the picture, but it’s more like she’s out of town. When his girlfriend (or ex-girlfriend, or whatever he calls her) finds out that you’re making nice with him while she not around, you’d better get ready for some Springer-esque hysterics. Remember: even though it takes 2 to tango, at the end of the day he’s her beloved boyfriend and you’re just the trash who be messin’ with her man.
THE BULLSHIT DECODER [ me: I like this part… ]
What he says: I don’t have time for a relationship right now
What he means: I have a girlfriend & I’m hooking up with someone else. I don’t know how long I can keep this up before I get caught.
What he says: well I was dating someone, but we’ve decided that we should start seeing other people.
What he means: I’ve decided that I need to see some other boobies.
What he says: we were doing the long-distance thing, but it wasn’t working out
What he means: my girlfriend went to visit her parents for the weekend.
What he says: she means nothing to me[me: ‘hati kering’?? Does this ring a bell??]
What he means: neither do you[me: duh…I knew it from the start…I got serve..huhu]
What he says: but she would be crushed if I broke up with her right now
What he means: why would I ever end it with someone who puts up with all of my bullshit?
What he says: I want to spend time with you, but things are so crazy right now.
What he means: isn’t it crazy that polygamy isn’t more universally accepted?
How It Ends: the cheater hook up could end in one of two ways
1.He decides he loves the girlfriend he has been cheating on and somehow manages to blame you for almost breaking them up [ me: I like this ...action feedback…copying from Facebook ]
2.She wages a war against you that makes the conflict [ me: ‘silent war’…stop following my blog and block me from her Facebook…don’t think that I don’t know]
[ me: unfortunately, I taste both of them…I’m so ‘lucky’]
and here are the other typecasting: players in the game
The are-you-my-boyfriend?: the non-relationship relationship
The metroman: the tragically hip urban metrosexual
Drink till he’s cute: the fall-down-drunk hook up
Mr.december: the older man
Pass the sippy cup: the younger guy
The best bud tryst: when platonic turns erotic
Oops, I did it again: the ex-boyfriend
Putting in overtime: coworker canoodling
Girls gone wild: the spring break fling
The joey buttafuoco: the guy who drives you crazy
The himbo: the boy toy hook up
I thought we had something special: the boy who wants more
The snuffleupagus: the hook up you deny but everyone else knows really exists
tengah aku dok syok2 cari info & gambar2 untuk cari idea nak tambah element2 yang patut kat design medical centre aku ni...terjumpe 1 fakta yang sangat menarik...meh kite kongsi bersama
Would you like a glass of water or Coca-Cola?
In many states in the USA, the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coca-Cola in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coca-Cola and it will be gone in two days.
To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coca-Cola removes stains from vitreous china.
To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, Remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle.The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION:
The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its PH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days.
To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate), the commercial trucks must use the "Hazardous Material" place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.
The distributors of Coca-Cola have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years! Now the question is, would you like a glass of water or Coca-Cola?
