17 April 2008

I don't need sex - the school of architecture fucks me all the time

~weng...weng...


hoh?? apekah tajuk di atas??? tp hakikatnye kenyataan di atas sangat2 la ade btolnye...xcaye? kalo korang betol2 archy student korang mesti pernah:

-the taste of uhu/PVA glue
-changes in your vocabulary: homework to project, ball to sphere, etc
-you hate people telling you "go to sleep" or "do you still have a lot of work?"
-your friends and you don't have the same concept of work
-you've slept more than 20 straight hours on weekends( yeah...)
-you can easily discuss with authority the effects of caffeine on different drinks
-no matter the effort you put in a project, somebody will always say “why don’t you add this? or “why don’t you change this here? or “i think that…but…yeah, its ok?
-you’ve heard all your songs in your laptop/ipod in a week
-you aren’t seen in public without bags under your eyes
-you constantly make up excuses for courses that are not design related why you didn’t do your work
-you have more pictures of landscapes and places than of people
-your worst nightmare consists of not finishing a project
-someone once called you “lazy? and you wanted them murdered
-you can live without human contact, sunlight, food, but if your plotter’s ink runs out… chaos!!!
-you don’t care about sports cars, your favorite car is the one where you can put in your model and your huge computer
-you design spectacular things without the idea of the cost
-you’ve gained the ability to sleep in whatever surface: pencils, keyboards, backpacks, your studio mates, food, etc
-you always have the idea that your project will always be recognized
-when you finally have free time to go out you keep thinking “who was the idiot that designed the restaurant’s bathroom? “who designed this menu? or “who designed this [chair, table, lighting, fork, etc]?
-you've been at many sunrises, yet you've never seen one





top 10 reasons why to date an architect

1. all night long, all night strong.
2. we are damn good with our hands.
3. if we can commit to chipboard, relationships should be easy.
4. you should see the things we errect.
5. use to doing things over and over again.
6. finishing early never happenes.
7. we know the true meaning of interpretation
8. creative positioning.
9. work well in groups
10. entry and passage are always exciting.

urmm....all these thing make me sooo sick....

#actually ni adelah 1 group dlm facebook...kepada rakan2 yg b'minat...sila lah join group ni....hehe


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